dith fic - X-Files

Thus "dith" was born - a pseud originally used to post these on Usenet. They are still on the Gossamer archive and for God's sake, if you remember when I wrote them, let me know! Where are all you people?

"Lightning" was rather well-known for a while and I really think could be easily considered a Christmas mid-1st season missing episode. It was my winter episode, "Nuts" was my spring episode, and "Dance" was my summer piece. Yes, there was a fall piece, about succubi; I never finished it.

The formatting is for crap. I'm sorry. It was a younger, more innocent time. Plus, I can't much be bothered.

Lightning

Date: At least March 1995 (I don't really remember, but I could have sworn I wrote this during the summer after the first season, while I was in withdrawal, which would have been earlier.)
Size: 193kb
Pairing: None! Shocking! It's Gen! (OK, there's a little UST.)
Categories: Missing episode
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Season/Episode: First season, Christmas
Spoilers: None
Summary: Mulder and Scully investigate a mysterious pregnancy in the wilds of West Virginia.

Dance

Date: Spring of 1996?
Size: 173kb
Pairing: None! Shocking! It's Gen!
Categories: Frightful Mary Sues and Marty Sues of all sorts.
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Season/Episode: Any
Spoilers: None
Summary: Something evil lurks in the basement of a Philadelphia apartment building. Mulder ends up wearing a muscle shirt.

Nuts

Date: '96 sometime.
Size: 184kb
Pairing: None! Shocking! It's Gen!
Categories: As close to a real episode as I could do at the time.
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Season/Episode: Any of the first few
Spoilers: None
Summary: "Mulder, I can't help but notice this report is remarkably free of squirrels."
Some people had to come back to this one a few times when I first put it out before they realized it was MEANT to be funny. Obviously, it's not that successful.

Glass Ceiling

Date: '96 sometime.
Size: 25kb
Pairing: None! Shocking! It's Gen!
Categories: Vignette.
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Season/Episode: Any of the first few
Spoilers: None
Summary: Poor Skinner. He's never going to be In the Club. Always on the outside looking in...

Accompaniment

Date: '96 sometime.
Size: 100kb
Pairing: Scully/OC
Categories: Porn, but with plot. Angst.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Season/Episode: Any of the first few
Spoilers: None
Summary: This was the story that stopped me writing fanfic for a long, long time. A dear friend told me the sex was unrealistic. I didn't write fic again for years. If you have opinions about the realism or lack thereof of any of my sex scenes, don't tell me.
This was a gift for a friend with a mad crush on Scully. Yup.

Preaching to the Choir

Date: '96 sometime.
Size: 59kb
Pairing: Mulder/OC
Categories: Porn, but with plot. Angst.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None
Season/Episode: Any of the first few
Spoilers: None
Summary: Mulder really HAS to cut loose sometime. Of course, it will always end badly, but really.


			Waaaay back in the day when I was a shy young sprout, I fell in love with Mulder and Scully. I'd been in fandoms before but never something solely online. I flatter myself that those of us who discovered each other quickly in alt.tv.x-files established a lot of traditions for online fandoms. Some of those traditions should probably be squashed out. Thus "dith" was born - a pseud originally used to post these on Usenet. They are still on the Gossamer archive and for God's sake, if you remember when I wrote them, let me know! Where are all you people? "Lightning" was rather well-known for a while and I really think could be easily considered a Christmas mid-1st season missing episode. It was my winter episode, "Nuts" was my spring episode, and "Dance" was my summer piece. Yes, there was a fall piece, about succubi; I never finished it. Then there were a few other shorter things. The formatting is for crap. I'm sorry. It was a younger, more innocent time. Plus, I can't much be bothered. Enjoy. Stories *Lightning* Date: At least March 1995 (I don't really remember, but I could have sworn I wrote this during the summer after the first season, while I was in withdrawal, which would have been earlier.) *Size:* 193kb *Pairing:* None! Shocking! It's Gen! (OK, there's a little UST.) *Categories:* Missing episode *Rating:* G *Warnings:* None *Season/Episode:* First season, Christmas *Spoilers:* None *Summary:* Mulder and Scully investigate a mysterious pregnancy in the wilds of West Virginia. *Dance* Date: Spring of 1996? *Size:* 173kb *Pairing:* None! Shocking! It's Gen! *Categories:* Frightful Mary Sues and Marty Sues of all sorts. *Rating:* PG *Warnings:* None *Season/Episode:* Any *Spoilers:* None *Summary:* Something evil lurks in the basement of a Philadelphia apartment building. Mulder ends up wearing a muscle shirt. *Nuts* Date: '96 sometime. *Size:* 184kb *Pairing:* None! Shocking! It's Gen! *Categories:* As close to a real episode as I could do at the time. *Rating:* G *Warnings:* None *Season/Episode:* Any of the first few *Spoilers:* None *Summary:* "Mulder, I can't help but notice this report is remarkably free of squirrels." Some people had to come back to this one a few times when I first put it out before they realized it was MEANT to be funny. Obviously, it's not that successful. *Glass Ceiling* Date: '96 sometime. *Size:* 25kb *Pairing:* None! Shocking! It's Gen! *Categories:* Vignette. *Rating:* G *Warnings:* None *Season/Episode:* Any of the first few *Spoilers:* None *Summary:* Poor Skinner. He's never going to be In the Club. Always on the outside looking in... *Accompaniment* Date: '96 sometime. *Size:* 100kb *Pairing:* Scully/OC *Categories:* Porn, but with plot. Angst. *Rating:* NC-17 *Warnings:* None *Season/Episode:* Any of the first few *Spoilers:* None *Summary:* This was the story that stopped me writing fanfic for a long, long time. A dear friend told me the sex was unrealistic. I didn't write fic again for years. If you have opinions about the realism or lack thereof of any of my sex scenes, don't tell me. This was a gift for a friend with a mad crush on Scully. Yup. *Preaching to the Choir* Date: '96 sometime. *Size:* 59kb *Pairing:* Mulder/OC *Categories:* Porn, but with plot. Angst. *Rating:* NC-17 *Warnings:* None *Season/Episode:* Any of the first few *Spoilers:* None *Summary:* Mulder really HAS to cut loose sometime. Of course, it will always end badly, but really.

	"X-Files" and all the characters thereof belong to others. My website designer put a disclaimer here but didn't customize it to X-Files and I am too lazy to look up its producers. I loved it in its first three-four years, when it was young and dewy and not stupid.